Caught a Ghost: Like a Virgin

What if the Isley Brothers covered a Madonna song, with a sexier version of Sam Smith on lead vocals, and it was produced by Prince?

It’d sound like this bad ass, when gas was $1 a gallon, record scratchin’ at the beginnin’, shag orange carpet shufflin’, pick yo’ afro till you can’t pick yo afro no mo’, Don Cornelius-introducin’ and slow dancin’ during the gas crisis version of Like A Virgin.

They should chang it to “Was a Virgin” because this is smooth like cocoa butter on a just-shaved shin.

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