Beatrice & Beatrix: Chapter 2

Beatrix: You’ve been such an anti-social butterfly lately.

Beatrice: Well, with Miley Cyrus fellating inflatables and Tori Spelling’s spilling, the world can use a break from Chicks Who Need Love & Attention.

Beatrix: Just don’t become bitter.

Beatrix: I try. Really. The last guy I dated (and by “dated” I mean went to Starbucks and checked my Instagram) read a Craigslist personal ad for “Outside Play” and thought it was community theater, so you know…

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