Beatrix: You’ve been such an anti-social butterfly lately.
Beatrice: Well, with Miley Cyrus fellating inflatables and Tori Spelling’s spilling, the world can use a break from Chicks Who Need Love & Attention.
Beatrix: Just don’t become bitter.
Beatrix: I try. Really. The last guy I dated (and by “dated” I mean went to Starbucks and checked my Instagram) read a Craigslist personal ad for “Outside Play” and thought it was community theater, so you know…