The Wormhole Meets My Big Fat Head

Maybe if I stick my big fat head through the wormhole, I’ll be funny on the other side.

On the other side of the wormhole, maybe I won’t be a big dumpy freak who frightens the people who are unlucky enough to walk by me in public.

Walk by me in public and have your vomit bags ready on this side of the wormhole.

On this side of the wormhole, my self-confidence directly correlates to how mean a person treats me.

How mean a person treats me might change, if I stick my big fat head through the worm hole…

and disappear.

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